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["Joe Komenda" <joe AT komejo.com>]

Carrboro? Durham? Bah!

Morrisville Rocks!

    My top ten reasons:

    1. Utter lack of nightlife means you can get some privacy when passed
out in neighbors shrubs.

    2. Neighborhood patrols by proselytizing Baptist ministers adds to
feeling of security.

    3. Constant threat of Airplane crashing into house keeps you on your
toes.

    4. Amazingly high water bill makes you savor every Chorine-saturated
drop.

    5. Constant rumble of heavy equipment soothing in early morning hours.

    6. Empty beer cans on construction sites good source of secondary
income.

    7. Beautiful red clay pattern on carpet adds to resale value of house.

    8. Joy of seeing 'if you lived here, you'd be home now' sign on every
subdivision.

    9. Forced migration of wildlife through deforestation good source of
exercise for critters.


        and my number one reason for loving Morrisville - - -


    10. Commuter smog is good fer what ails ya!

Joe K