RTP-area local music and culture

[Bo Williams <bowilliams AT gmail.com>]

If we heard mortar shells / we'd curse more in our songs / and cut
down on guitar solos

D. Boon


On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 13:06:17 -0800 (PST), Chris Calloway
<ifoufo AT yahoo.com> wrote:
> --- rws6 <rws6 AT duke.edu> wrote:
> > please.  this has to stop.
> 
> this is all so surreal, it almost has to go on
> because:
> 
> 1) it's actually very rude to pay large restaurant
> bills in cash anymore. has been for, like, a couple of
> decades. if you can't afford a credit card, what in
> the hell are you doing eating here? cart. horse.
> 
> 2) if you can afford such places, complaints at large
> generally fall flat. did widdle paris hilton bweak her
> fingwer nail?
> 
> 3) i would say, given the state of the world, it's
> actually very rude to be able to afford to eat in such
> restaurants. but i've suddenly become very adept at
> letting folks ruder than i am pick up the tab. i don't
> know how this happened, but i'm not complaining. i'm
> available for sake tasting at lantern if anyone's
> buying.
> 
> 4) anyone asking if you need change is not likely to
> want your advice about what you'd prefer. they likely
> spent time in the back already complaining to
> co-workers about something you did. your clothes. your
> wine pairing. the inane converstation at your table.
> doesn't really matter what. they don't like you. if
> they're that self-serving, they could care less what
> you think. for all the $30 entrees you throw around,
> they likely make more money than you. they are likely
> more educated than you. the are definitely better
> looking than you. you're just taking up space that
> somebody who doesn't want change could fill. get the
> fuck out, your prole deadbeat, it's time to turn
> table.
> 
> 5) triangle.dining. you'll be more at home with the
> other wacko cranks.
> 
> 6) now i understand why snatches have been afraid to
> rock chapel hill for so long.
> 
> 7) charlotte. if you love it so much, MOVE THERE!
> there's more rock in my toe cheese than there is in
> all of charlotte. not saying this place is all awash
> in rock. just saying charlotte = the flint michigan of
> rock.
> 
> 8) matthews is entirely another proposition.
> 
> 9) fuck a bunch of eyeliner. i saw jamie mac and
> jeffie at end of the century last week. the ramones
> were dumber than pinheads, but they didn't need no
> stinking eyeliner.
> 
> 10) though they obviously could have used an
> intellectual leaning or two. was that tragic or what?
> 
> 11) candy pants has permission to keep on with the
> eyeliner. cuz he actually rocks regularly.
> 
> 12) i was going to complain to rossi about this mirah
> shit, but on the fifth selection, i finally heard
> something halfway appealing.
> 
> 13) there's no way the galaxy theater will last, but
> it will be fun while it tries.
> 
> 14) kinsey is one damn fine movie.
> 
> 15) life aquatic is much funnier if you happen to work
> for oceanographers.
> 
> 16) 3's top 3 of the week: k&w, italian cafe, olde nc
> bbq. especially k&w. please pay up front. rolaids
> available at the cash register.
> 
> 3
> 
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