RTP-area local music and culture

[Chris Calloway <ifoufo AT yahoo.com>]

--- rws6 <rws6 AT duke.edu> wrote:
> please.  this has to stop.

this is all so surreal, it almost has to go on
because:

1) it's actually very rude to pay large restaurant
bills in cash anymore. has been for, like, a couple of
decades. if you can't afford a credit card, what in
the hell are you doing eating here? cart. horse.

2) if you can afford such places, complaints at large
generally fall flat. did widdle paris hilton bweak her
fingwer nail?

3) i would say, given the state of the world, it's
actually very rude to be able to afford to eat in such
restaurants. but i've suddenly become very adept at
letting folks ruder than i am pick up the tab. i don't
know how this happened, but i'm not complaining. i'm
available for sake tasting at lantern if anyone's
buying.

4) anyone asking if you need change is not likely to
want your advice about what you'd prefer. they likely
spent time in the back already complaining to
co-workers about something you did. your clothes. your
wine pairing. the inane converstation at your table.
doesn't really matter what. they don't like you. if
they're that self-serving, they could care less what
you think. for all the $30 entrees you throw around,
they likely make more money than you. they are likely
more educated than you. the are definitely better
looking than you. you're just taking up space that
somebody who doesn't want change could fill. get the
fuck out, your prole deadbeat, it's time to turn
table.

5) triangle.dining. you'll be more at home with the
other wacko cranks.

6) now i understand why snatches have been afraid to
rock chapel hill for so long.

7) charlotte. if you love it so much, MOVE THERE!
there's more rock in my toe cheese than there is in
all of charlotte. not saying this place is all awash
in rock. just saying charlotte = the flint michigan of
rock.

8) matthews is entirely another proposition.

9) fuck a bunch of eyeliner. i saw jamie mac and
jeffie at end of the century last week. the ramones
were dumber than pinheads, but they didn't need no
stinking eyeliner.

10) though they obviously could have used an
intellectual leaning or two. was that tragic or what?

11) candy pants has permission to keep on with the
eyeliner. cuz he actually rocks regularly.

12) i was going to complain to rossi about this mirah
shit, but on the fifth selection, i finally heard
something halfway appealing.

13) there's no way the galaxy theater will last, but
it will be fun while it tries.

14) kinsey is one damn fine movie.

15) life aquatic is much funnier if you happen to work
for oceanographers.

16) 3's top 3 of the week: k&w, italian cafe, olde nc
bbq. especially k&w. please pay up front. rolaids
available at the cash register.

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