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Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets
- From: Steve Gilman <sgilman AT netheaven.com>
- To: market-farming AT lists.ibiblio.org
- Subject: Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets
- Date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:44:43 -0500
ATTENTION GROWERS!! This Just In from Headquarters: Due to clandestine discussions of the "walking onion sets" phenomenon that national surveillance recently picked up on the internet, USDA's rapid response team has created a companion system to NAIS called NPIS -- the National Plant Identification System -- to monitor suspicious activity; the spread of disease in Plant Matter and provide overall plant security -- for the protection of all citizens and the food supply. All smaller-scale plant growers will henceforth be required to purchase and install gov't approved Monsanto-brand geno-nanochips and gene gun insertion equipment to install the computerized radio tracking devises into ALL edible plant material for the purpose of monitoring unwarranted movements and protecting national security. Due to the recent budget constraints in Congress this is a producer-funded, joint Homeland Security/USDA operation and a slight user checkoff fee will be charged to cover the costs of the satellites as well as the duplication of program specialists, offices, computer monitoring equipment, etc. in both Agencies. Because of their well- established due-diligence and special pecuniary arrangements verified corporate-scale growers will only be required to purchase one geno-nanochip per field. PROTECTION IS PARAMOUNT. COMPLIANCE IS MANDATORY. THIS MEANS YOU!! Thank you, and have a nice day, Sincerely, USDA/NPIS On Mar 17, 2006, at 1:14 AM, market-farming-request AT lists.ibiblio.org wrote:
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[Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant
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[Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Christine & Marlin, 03/17/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Kelly Saxer, 03/18/2006
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[Market-farming] Truffles,
Pat Meadows, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Truffles,
Sue Wells, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Truffles,
David Tannen, 03/18/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] Truffles, Pat Meadows, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Truffles,
David Tannen, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Truffles,
Sue Wells, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Willie McKemie, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Kelly Saxer, 03/18/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant, Sam White, 03/20/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Kelly Saxer, 03/18/2006
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[Market-farming] Truffles,
Pat Meadows, 03/18/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Kelly Saxer, 03/18/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets, GreenMrkt, 03/16/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets,
Steve Gilman, 03/17/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets, Marty Kraft, 03/17/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets, Allan Balliett, 03/17/2006
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[Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets,
Steve Diver, 03/17/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets,
Allan Balliett, 03/17/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets, Allan Balliett, 03/17/2006
- Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets, Marie Kamphefner, 03/17/2006
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Re: [Market-farming] The Case of the Strange Walking Sets,
Allan Balliett, 03/17/2006
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[Market-farming] Stand 'n Plant,
Christine & Marlin, 03/17/2006
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