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  • From: "K. Jo Garner" <kelly AT metalab.unc.edu>
  • To: InterNetWorkers <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
  • Subject: Re: I have to reboot my phone!
  • Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2001 11:50:11 -0400 (EDT)


and don't forget to use it whilst you drive in I-40 traffic weaving in and
out of lanes. It's illegal to not do that at rush hour, you know. Those
cops pulling people? It's not about seat belts or erratic driving, those
cops are saying "BY DONUT YOU MUST HAVE A PORTABLE COMMUNICATION DEVICE
STRAPPED TO YOUR EAR WHILST YOU DRIVE". Makes me want to slam on my brakes
real hard when I see someone tailing me and they're on a phone. WAKE UP,
moflakey...

Cheers
KJ

On Thu, 9 Aug 2001, Josef J. Komenda wrote:

->Date: Thu, 09 Aug 2001 11:42:36 -0400
->From: Josef J. Komenda <joe AT komejo.com>
->Reply-To: InterNetWorkers <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
->To: InterNetWorkers <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
->Subject: [internetworkers] Re: I have to reboot my phone!
->
->Hello Maria,
->
->Before we try a service ticket for this issue, let's try the easiest
->"fix" first:
->
->Your "phone" is a very sensitive piece of equipment, so remember to always
carry
->it in a special lead-encased holder when traveling through airports, any
area
->with a microwave oven, and when within 100 yards of any person wearing a
->pacemaker, such as Vice President Dick Cheney.
->
->In addition, since you live in RTP, it important that you follow other
->guidelines when using the "phone".
->
->Be sure to Power cycle the "phone" off and then on every time you enter or
exit
->a Sprint PCS(tm) calling zone, the locations of which can be found by
accessing
->your "voicemail". Remember to exit using the * key! Failure to exit using
the *
->key will cause our system to crash, our accounting data to be misaligned,
and
->another Sprint PCS(tm) intern will have to be fired to cover the cost of
->rebooting our system at 3 AM!
->
->Remember to exit using the * key! The fate of our company depends on *you*
->always hitting the * key! Don't make us track you down, cuz we can do that
- in
->fact, we can do anything we want - buwahahaa! (as long as you always hit
the *
->key)
->
->Thank you for contacting Sprint PCS.
->Joe K.
->
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