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[matusiak <dave AT matusiak.org>]

First of all, I have to say that it was very hard to reply to this 
thread without being sarcastic.  Honest, I did my best.

> What is your name?

According to oppressive Western civil law, my name is David Matusiak.
  These days, I'm more inclined to go by "The Tuze".

> Where do you live?

I live in beautiful, sprawling Carrboro, North Carolina in the historic 
Lincoln Park (no, that was not a joke) neighborhood.  Lot #8, I 
believe.

> What do you do?

The State of North Carolina pays me good money to act as Systems 
Administrator to a state-wide digital library service.  NC LIVE is a 
gateway (or conduit, if you will) to information resources beyond your 
wildest dreams!!  http://www.nclive.org/

> What do you /really/ do?

I kind of serve as a psychic centrifuge for people to cast things into 
and see what the outcome might be.  InterNetWorkers can be one of these 
magnetic fields at times.  When I'm not either accepting or rejecting 
the input of others, I tend to spend inordinate amounts of time doing 
the following:

  * Playing with my lovely, but deadly puppy Alva.
    http://ibiblio.org/matusiak/photo/alva/

  * Listening to any and all music I can get my grubby large hands on.

  * Trying to be the best damn rapper that I can be.

  * Either harassing or getting harassed by my neighbors.

  * Photographing events and sharing those images with people.

  * Writing my devilish thoughts into a journal that hopefully
    will never see the light of day.

  * Helping out local organizations (mostly technology-related).

  * Posting online personal ads almost as witty as this email.

  * Dreaming of new ways to arrange the furniture in my house.

  * Being deeply and disturbingly in love with my Macintosh.

  * Planning parties, throwing parties, & attending parties.

  * Participating in art-related activities all over the Triangle.

> What is your quest?

My quest (like everyone else alive) is to find the highest paying job 
possible that does the least imaginable amount of work.  There really 
should be a graduate program for this and I intend to write a book on 
it one day.  I'm one of those Berkeley-inspired weirdos who actually 
believes we are meant to do /other/ things with our lives besides 
"work."

I have several other, smaller quests.  Two of the most significant are 
getting other people to play nice together and working out the 
intricacies of my shoe fetish.

> Who is your favorite Spice Girl?

Definitely Posh -- even considering the mistakes she has made choosing 
Beckham.

As a safe back-up, I would have to go with Baby Spice.
  Emma B. has got mad booty.

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