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["Wolfe, Joanna" <joanna.wolfe AT oup.com>]

What is your name?
Joanna Wolfe 

Where do you live?
Durham - a good place to live if you're single, and even if you
aren't.

What do you do?
I hold the illustrious title of Manager, Business Technology Services
- but I really manage the Oxford University Press, US website and the
staff who support it.

What do you /really/ do?
Well, what I've done is harrass the Durham Parks & Rec Department into
opening up the dog park at Piney Wood.  Which subsequently, they have
had little or nothing to do with me since.  But since I was recently
appointed president of Triangle Greyhound Society, I'm not that
worried about the dog park.  I spend a lot of time talking to people
about pet adoption, greyhound adoption, greyhound rescue, greyhound
hauls, GURs (greyhound underground railroad), greyhound websites and
all things Greyhound - because, after all, greyhound people are nuts.
I organize and run - along with other members of Triangle Greyhound
Society - the annual Greyhounds in Gettysburg gathering in April.
Yeah, I know we're south of the mason dixon line - don't ask.  I bake
cookies and brownies for Greyhound auction sites and my church's
alternative christmas market. And somehow I get suckered into making
wedding cakes and other specialty cakes.  I'm still trying to figure
out how to make baking a full time profession so I can quit my day
job.

What is your quest?
To make folks more aware of Greyhounds as a pet adoption option - they
are really big house cats that you have to walk.

What is your favorite color?
Green

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow? 
I don't know, but a greyhound can exert 220 pounds of pressure from a
dead stop.  They can reach top speed in three step - which can be up
to 45 mph.  And they can sleep 18 - 20 hours a day.  Thus winning them
the title of the 45 mph couch potato.