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  • From: <bob AT akasha.net>
  • To: "Market-Farming (E-mail)" <market-farming AT lists.ibiblio.org>
  • Subject: [Market-farming] elranchogordo
  • Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2003 14:52:25 -0600

I agree with Steve at el Rancho Gordo that to baffle with BS is part of the
selling process. In this day and age hype is the way of life even if you are
describing the good old home grown..
Below are a few words and phrases used in auction to puff the merchandise. I
hope that your creativity will be stimulated.:
Absolutely safe ....be
assured........confidence...dependable.....established...it
works.....experienced equipment.........expert.....fair
price...friendly.....guaranteed.....informed.....integrity of the
seller.....kindly.....knowledgeable audience that you are.....no risk at
that price...nothing to loose, right?.....I'm on your side start me
up....only one of you will win so don't be bashful...positively great
looking,....proven product.......that's a prudent way to start.....Let's all
be reasonable.....recommended by moms and dads everywhere.....old and
reliable......has a great reputation for___....satisfaction is guaranteed at
that price......This deserves your sincere attention........this is a
straight forward deal here_________.........true blue here none
better......you're a wise buyer for that deal.....

Do you all recognize this product.......does any one know what this is?.....

A#1 product here....authentic is the name on this.....lookiei here.....the
best....better still.....a champion among champions......the choicest of the
choice......deluxe addition to this.....excellent all the
way......exceptional in every way.......oh,
exquisite_______________.......extraordinary_______________.........fantasti
c.....the finest........firt class all the way,......first-rate in every
way........flawless can't ask for more here........the genuine
article.....good yes......grand you bet.......the greatest..... ideal
for------...Wow this is incredible....incomparable to anything
else......this is an important piece......Is that impressive or
what ---YES..........oh how majestic can it be----.look at
that......matchless in it's design so fine.........a very memorable piece of
furniture...... where ever you put it__ it will be
noticeable.......outstanding......a peerless and priceless piece.....prefect
in every way....this is much preferable piece in_____......if you want prize
winning top of the line here it is.....very professional..... prominent....
exudes quality ....... That is the real deal
here.....spectacular.......splendid......super.....superb........superior in
every way......supreme quality
____top-rate.....top-quality........tremendous.......unsurpassed----....the
ultimate........very well built...great construction......

That is an ample quantity for the money.......that is a bonus.......there is
a bountiful amount of stuff....combines the best of both worlds......lots of
extra features...a generous amount.....that's a huge
deal......jumbo....king-sized......lush.....more for your money......great
choice.....roomy .....spacious...stupendous deal.....super ....


That is adorable........very attractive... beautiful....breathtaking
attractive......charming....cute...dazzling.....delightful....divine......dr
amatic there it is.....very
dreamy.......elegant....fabulous....glamorous.......good-looking.......gorge
ous....graceful lines.....heavenly to look at ...very handsome piece...
lovely... nice ...pretty...
striking...stunning...sweet...tasteful......wonderful.....

That will enable your deal.... That is an aid for sure....very
competent......deft....diligent...does a great job....very
effective...efficient as can be ....that's energetic...fast-acting ....hard
working......heavy-duty....helps you do what you need to
do...industrial......potent.....powerful.....you'll be productive with
that.......get organized.....potent....powerful......proficient is the
word.....qualified to help...really works....will reinforce
your___________.....get results.......rugged and ready.....no skill
needed... a solid buy....there is the solution....solves the
problem.......oh that is strong....sturdy as needed....very substantial deal
there.......tough as nails.....when results count..... works.......

A charter member of the quality club.......collector's item....very
distinctive....exceptional quality and beauty.......exclusive on this ....
First edition or close to it......first come, first served
here....hard-to-find easy to buy.....little-known and highly valued.....most
treasured....vost valued...one of a kind......only here tonight and only a
few....original....personalize this.....rare..scarce.......seldom
seen...singular quality.....special.....uncommon and
wonderful.....unique....unusual in it's quality.......get it while you
can......your very own if you keep biddin.....

All new deal here.......advanced version....amazing and
new.......breakthrough......very contemporary.....discover this for
yourself.......exciting........very fashionable......first showing of
this........fresh......the future is here...........just
released......latest
thang........modern......improved......novel........now.....original....prem
ier.....progressive......recent.....remarkable
new.....stat-of-the-art.....real style.....timely in its arrival here.....up
to date with this here deal......

Antique looking here.....ancient beauty......classic styling
,,,,,established value.......well experienced refrigerator.......fully
developed design....real heitage........mature value.......nostalgia is so
nice.....old fashioned quality......old world charm.......past. permanent
place in the heart......proven _____...seasoned well....very
stabile......traditional can't go wrong with that.......tried and
true.....unchanging value ....yesteryear and still so dear.......tried
tested and true now what'll you do on it.....

Always ready to go......dependable....durable....enduring...equivalent
to_____.....experienced ......faithful to your
needs.......firm...fixed...identical to the most valuable.....lasting in
service and quality.......llong-lasting....permanent value.......predictable
in service.....reliable.....same as the best only less......cere in every
way....solid value........sandard deal no worry here....stay seadfast here
and you will get rewarded......steady now don't bid to much.........very
uniform.......

Add conveniece with this....all-included.....anyone can do
this......automatic profit maker........built-in quality.......complete with
whistles and bells buttons and bows what more do you want now what d ll ya
bid on um......carefree get it now.....child's play to work
with.........that's
convenient......comprehensive.......easy....easy-handling..........effortles
s to buy this just raise your hand.......enrgy-saving ......that just says
eeezzzzeeee......figertip control.....fool proof.......hassle-free unlike
marriage......instant .....hey you can charge everything to
night,......labor-saving.......maintenance-free....no moving parts.....one
step buying........problem-free......pushbutton ease.....smooth as a babys
butt.......virtually no effort to own.....

Adjustable, all-around,,, all purpose,, basic deal,,, combination
,,,,,,,,deal,, ,,compatible,, convertible, detachable,, ,doulble duty,,,
,down to earth,.. ,essential....fully-equipped...functional....go-anywhere
..goes with just about anything....interchangeable...many-sided value...mix
and
match....mulit-purpose...portable...practical...precise....resourceful....se
nsible...suitalble....useful yes .universal value, ,,,versatile.....

Long lasting ,fail save....pure....rest assured....risk
free...safe.....unadulterated....worry free......take advantage of this
deal.....so appealing......delectable.....delicious.......full
bodied.......rich...robust.....savory.......tender.....zesty....

Action,
adventure....animate...buoyant......dynamic....exciting.....lively.....perky
.....radiant....sparkling.....thrilling......smooth...warm.....scent.....pur
e.....cozy.....sexy....stimulatin... .that is desirable in every
way.....very attractive...has an alluring quality ......freedom from worry
with this great lot.....this will withstand the punishment.....

Affordable ...bargain central...budget bid ,,,cheaper than dirt...your sure
bidding some down to earth prices.....get this for as little as you
bid........free plus what you bid........that's a giveaway
deal....inexpensive yes.....jackpot here....less that I thought......penny
pincher prize......thrifty deal here....well worth the money ....you win
what you bid if you don't bid you don't win so whatll you bid. Buy here and
be the winner....spend your hard earned dollars here and make some easy
money.......

Pure ....virtuous......zeal.......revered.......right ......pious......very
just price......and honorable bid indeed......be charitable tonight I need a
mercy bid.....

Aristocratic......award-winning deal here.....all the beautiful people love
this.....be a champion to a young person.....very cosmopolitan.....elegant
....elite...esteemed recommendation on the value
here.....exclusive......famed...fashionable....important..........prestigiou
s......significant......winners.....

This is the best selling...everyone likes ......it's a
favorite.......majority says yes.....popular.....universally recognized
value.....well beloved....well liked .....widespread acceptance.......

Down home goodies on the block now.....there the genuine article.......even
the rank and FOUL like that.....salt of the earth goods......a sincere
value.....the usual quality that's expected....

Hey now that is really downtown....buy that and you belong
here....grassroots stuff...hometown items probably hot.....local.......
i your hand for freedom & liberty and $2 on it....There is an American dream
......

idyllic live.....pastoral outdoors....wild......theres and attraction....so
beloved.....easy to care for.....make a commitment to 10 dollars on
it.......that was very considerate of you .....darling....feelings, I've got
those feelings like I'm not going to get a bid.....my heartfelt condolences
on your not being able to bid on that....heartwarming to know some one still
has some money.....tender....touchy feely.....I understand ..... a
thoughtful gift for someone....

Mother, mom, ma, father, pop, pa. Children, kids, baby, ,daughter,,
grandma, gram, grannie, nana, grandfather ,,grandpa, ,gramps,, aunt,
auntie, ,Uncle , Sissie ..................
Care...domestic bliss.......family style.....fireside.....hearth.....home
grown.....homemaker.......home
spun.....kitchen....nurture....protect.....responsibility......sharing.....t
ogetherness.....tranquil......

Now you belong.....buddies....combine......companionship with this lot is
pure happiness.....congenial....convivial....cordial....friends will like
this.....harmony.......help your self and bid this.....pals....team
spirit.......unified front for higher bids......

Hero
champion....cherished.....honorable......important......leading.......master
craftsman .....noteworthy ......noticeable.......deserves high
praise.......prominent.....revered....significant......valued.....

Amusing ..... cheerful.... Enjoy...... looks fun.... Merry.... ;pleasant...
pleasing .....a real pleasure.....refreshing.....






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