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["David R. Matusiak" <dave AT matusiak.org>]

On Thursday, July 3, 2003, at 12:22  PM, Jim Ray wrote:

> er, you mean firewall.  you wanna make sure your inner goods doesn't 
> get
> burned.  burned goats head soap is not cool.  as for RAM, even the gas
> stove prolly has some for the controls.  i'd leave it up to the 
> embedded
> systems engineers for the proper size and not worry about any upgrades
> for fear of having to replace the motherboard.

well, if you are proxy'ing beef and chicken traffic, then you'd want 
the firewall -- to prevent seepage.  but if you are just relaying fish 
and seafood, you could probably get away with a basic meat-filter 
setup.  don't listen to the sales pitch about the ChickenVPN.  (to my 
knowledge, that whole deal is a hoax.)  *everyone* knows you can only 
have a secure VPN via Turkey and NOT Chicken.

however, there are many vegan and vegetarian readers of this list, and 
some don't want any meat touching their grill for any duration of time. 
 for these folks, i would highly recommend looking at grills that are 
capable of being upgraded to En Guard Secure Grill Linux.  what is so 
awesome about this configuration is that all pork, chicken, beef and 
other random meat ports are closed by default!!  instantly secure from 
your nasty friends trying to get they meat all up on yo grill.

> if you do get gas, you can take some tums to get rid of it.

d ;)