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["Josef J. Komenda" <joe AT komejo.com>]

Help! I'm trapped in my house with 2 kegs of beer! Oh, wait, nevermind...

I just finished shoveling the driveway and sidewalk, and putting de-icer on
same. I layered up, put on the Purple Polartek Head Sokz thingie (
http://headsokz.com/products/300_series.htm ) and sweat like crazy under 
there.
The best part? Since I had Lasik performed in October, it was the first time 
in
my life that I didn't have glasses to fog up. Whee! 

Of course, now I smell like an old sock. 

Beth, if you are without heat, I recommend chopping all your furniture into 
tiny
bits and burning them in your living room in a 55 gallon barrel. Be sure to 
open
a window first.

Joe K

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> I got your "feeling" right here, buddy. My heat doesn't work and I have no
> food in the house--just coffee and lemons. My back hurts. I'm broke. And 
> santa
> failed to bring me a pony again. Someone kill me.
> 
> Love,
> 
> Beth
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