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[bob ford <bobford79 AT yahoo.com>]

Here are three winl a link to a backwoodshome page for the rest of this page. 
 I like the first one best....bobford

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the 
bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."  
 




Widower Playing Golf 

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One 
of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral 
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off 
his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. 

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have 
ever seen. You truly are a kind man." 

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years." 
 
 




A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An 
earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede 
their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife 
sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" 
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws." 
 

http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html
 



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