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  • From: "Toni Hawryluk" <tonihawr AT msn.com>
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  • Subject: [Homestead] just in case you weren't sure about these :
  • Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 16:22:10 -0800

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1706572,00.asp<http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1706572,00.asp>



The Ten Axioms of Modern Computing
11.01.04

By John C. Dvorak<http://www.pcmag.com/author_bio/0,1772,a=123,00.asp>

Over the past few decades I've learned that the computers we use are bound by
very rigid rules or axioms that, once understood, make using these devices
much more pleasant. The key to modern computing is simple acceptance of the
axioms. Fighting them will make your life miserable.

How these axioms evolved, nobody knows. They may be universal. And we should
never forget the simple fact that all computers (and networks) are bounded by
software in some way, and that it is impossible to write perfect code. Human
nature has an influence on the workings of computers.

Instead of moaning and groaning and asking for change, it's up to users to
bite the bullet and accept the reality of the situation. The following are my
top ten Axioms of Modern Computing. Please add your own in the forum:




· USE DEFAULTS. Always let the program choose the default during
installation. Give up on the idea that you're in charge of the machine. While
many programs give you the option of choosing a different destination for all
those installation files, forget it. These offers are not serious. You can be
certain that by choosing an installation location that is anywhere other than
the default location, you'll suffer in some way someday.



· RESET NOW. When asked if you want to reset, always reset immediately.
Sure, you are given the option to reset later. You can do it right away, or
you can do it in a week. The reset-later option only exists to trick you into
seeing what happens if you delay resetting. If you ever call customer support
it is the first thing they will ask you about. Then if you tell them you did
not reset immediately they will laugh and put you on the speakerphone. Don't
be fooled, reset now.



· MINIMUM DOES NOT WORK. Don't be cheap with memory. While you can buy
machines with the minimum memory required to run Windows, this is actually a
marketing gimmick. Get twice the minimum or you'll be sorry. Four times the
minimum is even better.



· WIZARDS ARE A HOAX. Wizards are not wizards, they are attempts to waste
your time and frustrate you. Once in a while they work, but not
intentionally. Installation wizards, troubleshooting wizards--none of them
work. When you call customer support in Bombay you get someone there running
the same wizards only with an Indian accent. The better solution is to throw
out the computer and buy a new one.



· UPGRADES DO NOT HELP. When you upgrade software nothing good happens. The
software just gets prettier, maybe. In many cases the software vendor has
studied the usefulness of the product and then added useless features while
often eliminating or changing the one good feature, the specific feature that
you used a lot. This is done on purpose because software companies hate you.



· CUSTOM INSTALLS ARE NOT CUSTOM. When installing software you are often
given two options, a "typical install" or a "custom (advanced)" install.
There is no difference. This option is to give you the illusion that you are
smart and in control when you pick the advanced option.



· WHEN YOUR NET CONNECTION IS DOWN, NOBODY WILL KNOW WHY. Nobody knows why
your Net connection is down, ever. Most ISPs, especially if they are owned by
a phone company, will not even know that your connection is down until you
tell them and then they will act flabbergasted. If you ask them to look into
it they will start a trouble ticket which is then thrown into a waste bin.
The connection eventually returns on its own for unknown reasons.



· Wi-Fi BRAND INTEROPERABILITY DOESN'T WORK. Oh, it works sometimes, but
generally if you begin to mix too many different Wi-Fi brands you'll discover
that they don't work well together, if at all. These companies are too busy
making money to care. Get over it.



· OLD BURNED CDs FAIL. They don't fail immediately, but those old backups
and files you burned onto CDs (and now DVDs) will stop working any minute. Go
check some of the old ones you did. You'll see. You'll discover that you
can't read a few of them already. So sorry.



· COMPUTERS CRASH MORE AS THEY GET OLDER.This is part of a scheme hatched by
the hardware and software companies to get you to buy new machines. It's a
slow degenerative process that you can do nothing about it. Nobody is really
sure how it works. We're studying it.



  • [Homestead] just in case you weren't sure about these :, Toni Hawryluk, 11/08/2004

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