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The Ten Axioms of Modern Computing 
11.01.04 

By John C. Dvorak<http://www.pcmag.com/author_bio/0,1772,a=123,00.asp> 

Over the past few decades I've learned that the computers we use are bound by 
very rigid rules or axioms that, once understood, make using these devices 
much more pleasant. The key to modern computing is simple acceptance of the 
axioms. Fighting them will make your life miserable.

How these axioms evolved, nobody knows. They may be universal. And we should 
never forget the simple fact that all computers (and networks) are bounded by 
software in some way, and that it is impossible to write perfect code. Human 
nature has an influence on the workings of computers.

Instead of moaning and groaning and asking for change, it's up to users to 
bite the bullet and accept the reality of the situation. The following are my 
top ten Axioms of Modern Computing. Please add your own in the forum:




·  USE DEFAULTS. Always let the program choose the default during 
installation. Give up on the idea that you're in charge of the machine. While 
many programs give you the option of choosing a different destination for all 
those installation files, forget it. These offers are not serious. You can be 
certain that by choosing an installation location that is anywhere other than 
the default location, you'll suffer in some way someday. 

 

·  RESET NOW. When asked if you want to reset, always reset immediately. 
Sure, you are given the option to reset later. You can do it right away, or 
you can do it in a week. The reset-later option only exists to trick you into 
seeing what happens if you delay resetting. If you ever call customer support 
it is the first thing they will ask you about. Then if you tell them you did 
not reset immediately they will laugh and put you on the speakerphone. Don't 
be fooled, reset now. 

 

·  MINIMUM DOES NOT WORK. Don't be cheap with memory. While you can buy 
machines with the minimum memory required to run Windows, this is actually a 
marketing gimmick. Get twice the minimum or you'll be sorry. Four times the 
minimum is even better. 

 

·  WIZARDS ARE A HOAX. Wizards are not wizards, they are attempts to waste 
your time and frustrate you. Once in a while they work, but not 
intentionally. Installation wizards, troubleshooting wizards--none of them 
work. When you call customer support in Bombay you get someone there running 
the same wizards only with an Indian accent. The better solution is to throw 
out the computer and buy a new one. 

 

·  UPGRADES DO NOT HELP. When you upgrade software nothing good happens. The 
software just gets prettier, maybe. In many cases the software vendor has 
studied the usefulness of the product and then added useless features while 
often eliminating or changing the one good feature, the specific feature that 
you used a lot. This is done on purpose because software companies hate you. 

 

·  CUSTOM INSTALLS ARE NOT CUSTOM. When installing software you are often 
given two options, a "typical install" or a "custom (advanced)" install. 
There is no difference. This option is to give you the illusion that you are 
smart and in control when you pick the advanced option. 

 

·  WHEN YOUR NET CONNECTION IS DOWN, NOBODY WILL KNOW WHY. Nobody knows why 
your Net connection is down, ever. Most ISPs, especially if they are owned by 
a phone company, will not even know that your connection is down until you 
tell them and then they will act flabbergasted. If you ask them to look into 
it they will start a trouble ticket which is then thrown into a waste bin. 
The connection eventually returns on its own for unknown reasons. 

 

·  Wi-Fi BRAND INTEROPERABILITY DOESN'T WORK. Oh, it works sometimes, but 
generally if you begin to mix too many different Wi-Fi brands you'll discover 
that they don't work well together, if at all. These companies are too busy 
making money to care. Get over it. 

 

·  OLD BURNED CDs FAIL. They don't fail immediately, but those old backups 
and files you burned onto CDs (and now DVDs) will stop working any minute. Go 
check some of the old ones you did. You'll see. You'll discover that you 
can't read a few of them already. So sorry. 

 

·  COMPUTERS CRASH MORE AS THEY GET OLDER.This is part of a scheme hatched by 
the hardware and software companies to get you to buy new machines. It's a 
slow degenerative process that you can do nothing about it. Nobody is really 
sure how it works. We're studying it.