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  • From: rws6 <rws6 AT duke.edu>
  • To: RTP-area local music and culture <ch-scene AT lists.ibiblio.org>, rws6 <rws6 AT duke.edu>
  • Cc: internal AT wxdu.org
  • Subject: Re: OT: ROOMMATE NEEDED (IN DURHAM)
  • Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:07:01 -0400

perhaps i should have noted that this house is located in north durham. but,
where the hell else would you want to live? sheesh!


Quoting rws6 <rws6 AT duke.edu>:

>
>
> there is a room available immediately in the cozy home of two wxdu djs,
> known
> colloquially as FANTASY DUMP. it is a three bedroom house with no fewer
> than
> three, additional, public rooms. rent is $895, to be split in three. a
> deposit
> will be due.
>
> while you are likely bombarded by many such offerings, we think that this
> one
> is
> a little different, a little special. in fact, we offer you several choice
> amenities not available to most renters in the triangle. they are:
>
> FIRE, SHELVES, PARTIES, DOGHOUSE, STORAGE, RED PORCH, STREET CRED
>
> allow me to enumerate:
>
> FIRE: 1) the main living room boasts a big ass fire place and tract
> lighting.
> this room will put you at such ease that any overheard gunfire (see STREET
> CRED)
> might as well be a salute to you and that special someone. so get close.
>
> 2) the kitchen sports a GAS STOVE, so you can cook your food with
> actual
> fire. this stove will also come in handy for cooking up your heroin or
> cooking
> down your freebase.*
>
> SHELVES: while many so-called apartments REQUIRE you to provide your own
> shelving, the owners and occupants of FANTASY DUMP recognize that this is an
> exceptional burden. the available room has an entire wall of shelves that's
> just gonna totally store your stuff!
>
> PARTIES: everyday is party day at FANTASY DUMP!**
>
> DOGHOUSE: there is a huge ass doghouse in the backyard for your huge ass
> dog.
> also avaiable: a doggie-sized swiss exercise ball.
>
> STORAGE: between the basement, attic, and four different closets, there is
> no
> reason for you ever to use anything you own.
>
> RED PORCH: a red porch fronts FANTASY DUMP, and it's one of a kind. it is
> so
> fucking red.
>
> STREET CRED: FANTASY DUMP is located a block away from public housing
> projects
> and a block away from the Triangle D food mart. the block itself, in
> imitable
> durham fashion, is as quiet as a dead mouse. but that won't stop your
> friends
> from quavering in their boots and claiming, bald-faced, that you are king
> shit
> of fuck mountain!
>
> interested parties should reply to this email or call 286.JERX (5379)
>
> *applications from heroin and cocaine users will not be considered.
>
> **the having of fun not guaranteed at FANTASY DUMP parties. past party
> themes
> have included "viva counts his shirts," and "rick! doesn't have cancer."
> -- ch-scene: the list that mirrors alt.music.chapel-hill --
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