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[Thomas <thomas AT tbeckett.com>]

This position has a very demanding skill set.

http://www.careersite.com/perl/vaui/EmpList/top/jobview/9E333-4713?pid=282

Peanut Catcher
Must be able to catch a peanut on the tip of your nose.
You will perform this act before thousands of onlookers, so must be able 
to catch peanuts tossed in the air yourself as well as from a cannon 
directed at you.
                
Paula's Peanuts
Location:
Vienna,  VA 22180

Thomas "clearly not qualified" Beckett