Internetworkers: http://www.ibiblio.org/internetworkers/

["tengu typed, not" <tengu AT unc.edu>]

We tattoo our full-face ad in four colors for free (morphine will be
supplied for the non-BDSM).  We then issue you a GPS system that must
receive your thumbprint every half-hour between 0900 and 2100.  It's the
Y2K sandwich-board!  Ideal career for the homeless, who are outside from
0900 to 2100 anyway.  You will be polite, helpful and auspicious without
being annoying.  Clergy encouraged to apply unless cloistered.  Bilingual
(Spanish/English) applicants receive a $150/month bonus.  At noon you will
stand and sing the corporate anthem while facing East toward the marketing
department.  If you are arrested or for any reason bring shame to our
company, we will remove our ad in the most economic manner.
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Microsoft is going to go down in flames, and I'm going to be here to see
it.  Praise "Bob"!