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[Akka Homestead <akkabhomestead AT yahoo.com>]

There ya go!  I love it...let's toast Ted on it.
Did you make that up or steal it? I can't wait to see one for the Republicans!

> We regret to inform you that the Smooth Talker News left the following out 
> of their latest edition.
> 
> 
>   2008 Democratic National Convention 
>   Schedule of Events 
>   7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING 
>   7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. 

funny, but very scary..

>   7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton 

LOL! I really felt bad for Jesse at the convention.  There's a whole 
generation of people who have no clue that he paved the way for Obama.  He 
kept Hope alive.  It was his legacy and he done good.  I know he was an 
independent, but Jesse was the first serious black candidate in my book, and 
he did pretty well.  It's funny, it seems like 24 years,a generation, has the 
magic...let's pause to remember Geraldine Ferraro in 1984, the first woman 
who walked in Palin's shoes.   1984: an important year for firsts..


>   7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah 
>   7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore 

I am still making jokes about that...it will live on in infamy.

>   8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell 


Was Ellen not invited?



>   8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry 

Three purple hearts...



>   9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and 
>Susan Sarandon 

I don't have much respect for Sheehan, but I love Sarandon as an actress.  
Her political stances boggle my mind.


>   10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin 
>   11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - 
>Barbara Streisand 
>   11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn 
>   11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton 

LOL

>   11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard 
>Dean 
>   12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael 
>Moore 
>   12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 

ROTFLMAO!


>   12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi 
>   1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA 
>   1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 
>   1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.

RTFL...wicked!




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Borrowed, dear, borrowed. <g> Got it from a dog list I'm on <g>

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From: "Akka Homestead" <akkabhomestead AT yahoo.com>


There ya go! I love it...let's toast Ted on it.
Did you make that up or steal it? I can't wait to see one for the
Republicans!