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  • From: bob ford <bobford79 AT yahoo.com>
  • To: homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org
  • Subject: [Homestead] Rude tough questions for Obama from Int'l press corps
  • Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:28:21 -0700 (PDT)

After completely ignoring Senator Mccain and fawning over Senator Obama
for so long, while being joined by members of the international press corps,
even the American press started asking Senator Obama his toughest questions
of the campaign season.

Transcript:

ABC anchor: " Senator Obama, it is being speculated that the color of your
eyes is not actually hazel but more of a dark walnut color, would you care to
respond?"

CBS anchor: "Senator Obama, a poll of university professors has likend your
physical appearance to the countenance of Christ, do you care to comment?"

CBS follow-up: "Senator Obama, a professor from the University of Virginia
has been heard saying that Thomas Jefferson could possibly have had 50%
percent of you intellectual capability, do you agree that he should lose his
tenure for making such an obviously racist statement?"

NBC anchor: "Senator Obama, The reporters from the BBC and I just stapled
shut the mouths of the repoters from Fox News and Israel, could we come up on
stage now and use our hair to wash your feet?"

NBC anchor follow-up: " Why does my heart beat so fast?"


meanwhile back in Michigan:

Fox news anchor : "Senator McCain, it's just you and I in the room, do you
want to just go next door and get a scotch and water?"

Senator Mccain (looking kinda wild-eyed): "Hell no, I want a piece of bamboo
shoot, a car battery , and a pair of alligator clips. When that Harvard boy
gets back from the middle east, I'm going to get him alone and show him some
sh*t I learned in North Vietnam."

......wasting time I can't afford....bobford










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