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[bob ford <bobford79 AT yahoo.com>]

After completely ignoring Senator Mccain and fawning over Senator Obama
for so long, while being joined by members of the international press corps, 
even the American press started asking Senator Obama his toughest questions 
of the campaign season.

Transcript:

ABC anchor: " Senator Obama, it is being speculated that the color of your 
eyes is not actually hazel but more of a dark walnut color, would you care to 
respond?"

CBS anchor: "Senator Obama, a poll of university professors has likend your 
physical appearance to the countenance of Christ, do you care to comment?"

CBS follow-up: "Senator Obama, a professor from the University of Virginia 
has been heard saying that Thomas Jefferson could possibly have had 50% 
percent of you intellectual capability, do you agree that he should lose his 
tenure for making such an obviously racist statement?"

NBC anchor:  "Senator Obama, The reporters from the BBC and I just stapled 
shut the mouths of the repoters from Fox News and Israel, could we come up on 
stage now and use our hair to wash your feet?"

NBC anchor follow-up: " Why does my heart beat so fast?"


meanwhile back in Michigan:

Fox news anchor :  "Senator McCain, it's just you and I in the room, do you 
want to just go next door and get a scotch and water?"

Senator Mccain (looking kinda wild-eyed):  "Hell no, I want a piece of bamboo 
shoot, a car battery , and a pair of alligator clips.  When that Harvard boy 
gets back from the middle east, I'm going to get him alone and show him some 
sh*t I learned in North Vietnam."  

......wasting time I can't afford....bobford