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[VAN DELL JORDAN <vdjor AT yahoo.com>]

I'm sorry I didn't mean to send this back to the list.
Van Dell



--- VAN DELL JORDAN <vdjor AT yahoo.com> wrote:

> 
> > Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 18:34:58 -0500
> > Subject: [Raogk-chat] Purina diet
> > 
> > The Purina Diet
> > 
> > I was in  PetSmart  buying a large bag of Purina
> > for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman
> > behind me asked 
> > if I had a
> > dog........  Duh!
> > 
> > I dont normally send things like this--but I
> laughed
> > out loud & 
> > couldnt pass up the opportunity to share.....
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told
> her
> > no, I was 
> > starting The
> > Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> > because I'd 
> > ended up in
> > the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
> pounds
> > before I 
> > awakened in
> > an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
> most
> > of my 
> > orifices and
> > IV's in both arms.  Her eyes about bugged out of
> her
> > head.
> > 
> > I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she
> > was totally 
> > buying it
> > I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet
> and
> > that the way 
> > it works
> > is to load your  pockets or purse with Purina
> > nuggets and simply 
> > eat one or
> > two every time you feel hungry. The package said
> the
> > food is 
> > nutritionally
> > complete so I was going to try it again.
> > 
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone
> in
> > the line was 
> > by now
> > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
> > behind her.
> > 
> > Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
> > had poisoned me 
> > and was
> > that why I ended up in the hospital.
> > 
> > I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street
> licking
> > my butt when 
> > a car hit me.
> > 
> > I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
> > carried out the 
> > door.
> > 
> > 
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