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[VAN DELL JORDAN <vdjor AT yahoo.com>]

> Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 18:34:58 -0500
> Subject: [Raogk-chat] Purina diet
> 
> The Purina Diet
> 
> I was in  PetSmart  buying a large bag of Purina
> for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman
> behind me asked 
> if I had a
> dog........  Duh!
> 
> I dont normally send things like this--but I laughed
> out loud & 
> couldnt pass up the opportunity to share.....
> 
> 
> 
> I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her
> no, I was 
> starting The
> Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> because I'd 
> ended up in
> the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
> before I 
> awakened in
> an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most
> of my 
> orifices and
> IV's in both arms.  Her eyes about bugged out of her
> head.
> 
> I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she
> was totally 
> buying it
> I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and
> that the way 
> it works
> is to load your  pockets or purse with Purina
> nuggets and simply 
> eat one or
> two every time you feel hungry. The package said the
> food is 
> nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again.
> 
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> the line was 
> by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
> behind her.
> 
> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
> had poisoned me 
> and was
> that why I ended up in the hospital.
> 
> I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking
> my butt when 
> a car hit me.
> 
> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
> carried out the 
> door.
> 
> 
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