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  • From: VAN DELL JORDAN <vdjor AT yahoo.com>
  • To: homestead <homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org>, adran jordan <unklebear AT bellowingman.com>, Kyle Jordan <skumpig001 AT yahoo.com>, "Samantha jordan......" <eros_bittersweet AT yahoo.com>, gerald koziol <azhirise AT msn.com>
  • Subject: [Homestead] Fwd: [Raogk-chat] Purina diet
  • Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:50:05 -0800 (PST)


> Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 18:34:58 -0500
> Subject: [Raogk-chat] Purina diet
>
> The Purina Diet
>
> I was in PetSmart buying a large bag of Purina
> for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman
> behind me asked
> if I had a
> dog........ Duh!
>
> I dont normally send things like this--but I laughed
> out loud &
> couldnt pass up the opportunity to share.....
>
>
>
> I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her
> no, I was
> starting The
> Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> because I'd
> ended up in
> the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
> before I
> awakened in
> an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most
> of my
> orifices and
> IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her
> head.
>
> I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she
> was totally
> buying it
> I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and
> that the way
> it works
> is to load your pockets or purse with Purina
> nuggets and simply
> eat one or
> two every time you feel hungry. The package said the
> food is
> nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> the line was
> by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
> behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
> had poisoned me
> and was
> that why I ended up in the hospital.
>
> I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking
> my butt when
> a car hit me.
>
> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
> carried out the
> door.
>
>
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