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> >It's been awhile since we heard from you, that was about the time you
> >had a run-in with the scorpion. You ok?
> 
> Gene is on vacation for another few days. 

Ha!  That's a good an alibi as any, I suppose.  

I happen to know otherwise.  After Gene was stung by the scorpion, he began 
to take on scorpion-like super powers and became Scorpionman, defender of 
homesteaders everywhere.

In the latest episode ...eh ... sighting.... report thingie ... keeping his 
finger .. eh claws, on the pulse of the real estate world from his 
Arachno-lair, he had uncovered the plot of the sinister super villian, the 
Urbanizer!

"Yes, you see, this lovely pristine spot would make a wonderful subdivision."

"But, what's this?  Why the ground's infested with scorpions, honey, let's 
get out of here, we don't want our white picket fence and SUV in this place."

"Scorpions! ?  In Missouri? !   This must be the work of .... curses!  Foiled 
again!   You haven't heard the last of the Urnabizer, Scorpionman!"

Stay tuned to this email list for the next exciting adventure of .... 
Scorpionman!