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[WILLIAM <billymegab AT yahoo.com>]

 A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard,
so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.

After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs
and split everything 50/50.  The farmers lived sixty miles apart.
So they agreed to drive thirty miles each,
and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs
got up at 5 a.m.,loaded the pigs into the family station wagon,
which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer,
"How will I know if they are pregnant?"
The other farmer replied,
"If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant,
if they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud.
So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family
station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week.

One morning the farmer was so tired,
he couldn't get out of bed.  He called to his wife,
"Honey, please look outside and tell me whether
the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

"Neither," yelled his wife,
"they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."


                
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Just dropping by while on a long trip, noticing that it's still just the 
same half-dozen lib kooks whining on.  It still won't make me vote for 
the Liaress under any cirumstances.

Say, has anyone noticed the barrage of non-interest stories about those 
evil may-en and their sex abuse on the CoNN channels and NebBisCh 
nutworks?  The campaign to retake the South has begun.