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[tvoivozhd <tvoivozd AT infionline.net>]

Gene GeRue wrote:

> > I think a ships ladder, or alternating tread stairway
> > at the right angle may give the results Gene was talking about 
> > (Ability to
> > pull w/ arms and shoulders) without some of the discomforts without 
> > taking all the space of a regular staircase.
>
>
> Another good idea, especially in limited space as ships ladders have a 
> small footprint. A bit industrial looking. Probably low price. Like 
> spirals, would need getting used to, especially the backwards descent.
tvoivozhd---I don't know about the spiral staircase bit---as we all 
know, Gene has a badly twisted mind---the spiral staircase could make it 
worse.  I think our humanitarian help should include getting an old 
circus-performer-shooting cannon from the defunct Sells-Floto 
circus---shoot Gene into a monster (sic) butterfly net on the second 
floor, bring him down on a kids slide he will probably filch from a 
municipal park.