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[Gene GeRue <genegerue AT ruralize.com>]

> Gene:  "What is the leading cause of death in the United States today ?"
>
> Tvoivozhd:  "I dunno, cancer, heart failure ?"

Notwithstanding his obvious primal condition, it is hard to take this 
scientific discussion seriously, inasmuch as no data have been introduced 
from insurance companies. Insurance companies know more about health, death 
and dying than anyone, even more than vivisectionists at the McDonald's 
Fat, Sugar, Salt & Floor Sweepings Research Denial Facility in the west 
wing of the FDA White Oak site in Montgomery County, Maryland.

Now, if you really, really want to get some food facts straight, call the 
toll-free information lines of Kraft Foods, Tyson Foods, Archer Daniels 
Midland, Smithfield Foods and their several friends at the No-Collusion 
Table of Price Adjustment Resort in the Bahamas. Notice how most of these 
companies have "food" in their names? As politicians have taught us, if you 
repeat something enough times, the people will believe it.

Now where did I put that food pyramid? You know, the one developed with 
research input from the food companies. They are so helpful.