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Goth jokes from the 9:30 forum...

please share your goth jokes here:
(i'll start)

Q: what's the difference between a goth girl and a goth guy?
A: about 200lbs

Q: how do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: cut the rope

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: What's a lightbulb?
A2: None, but one does have to light the candle.
A3: None, they just embrace the darkness.

Q: What's the difference between a Goth and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.

Q: why didn't the goth cross the road
A: because she never left the house.
 
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