RTP-area local music and culture

[MBARCKHOFF AT nc.rr.com]

<MBARCKHOFF AT nc.rr.com> wrote in message
a1ee38a1d41b.a1d41ba1ee38 AT southeast.rr.com">news:a1ee38a1d41b.a1d41ba1ee38 AT southeast.rr.com...
> Thursday, September 2nd at 10pm - come see the hot Durham band,  Little
Miss Messy, perform live at The Cave in Chapel Hill.
>
> www.littlemissmessy.net
> www.caverntavern.com
>
> Now with 2.5 women in the band, sexy lead singer Carlotta Valdez invites
you to come check out their new Joan Jett hottie bassist Mary Anne Barckhoff
of Viva La Venus fame. Come out and support them and enjoy a high energy,
simply unforgettable music experience. This is a must-see event, and well
worth coming out on a weeknight!
>

>>From: "Gummy Joe" <gofish AT nc.rr.com>
>>Good luck to you. I tried getting people to my gigs by caling myself a 'Joan
>>Jett hottie" with no perceptible luck.

Well, damn!  And I thought I was being all original...  Still, it sounds 
better than "that short chick with dark hair". 

Actually, I didn't write the blurb. It would've been much less interesting if 
I'd written it, trust me.  Does anyone actually think Joan Jett is (or was) 
hot??  

Anyway, I promise to wear my flaming pants for an increased "hottie" effect...

mab