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["Lawrence F. London, Jr." <lflj@intrex.net>]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushpiehigher.htm
This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

Make the Pie Higher

Make the Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

Mo':

Ode to Me
by George W. Bush, Poetizer

Poor people aren't necessarily killers.
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers 
is going to be an assignment.
Eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class.
See, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the Administrative 
branch.
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don 
Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.
Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?
Every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do 
not believe we've put a guilty...I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our 
neighborhoods.
They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some 
kind of federal program.
God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their 
future can hear.
Eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, 
regardless of a person's race.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country 
and our people, and neither do we.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three---three or four 
books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?
Except when yer marchin' to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of 
optimistic when yer thinkin' yer goin' to war.
We spent a lot of time talkin' about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation 
that suffers from incredible disease.
Budget numbers are not just estimates; these are actual results for the 
fiscal year that ended February the thirtieth.
Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as bein' against things. 
Anti-immigrant, for example.
See, in my line 'o work you gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in...to kinda 
catapult the propaganda.
Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh.

Thank ya.