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  • From: Michael Dean <mikedean.com@altavista.com>
  • To: permaculture@franklin.oit.unc.edu
  • Subject: Re: Afgan TV schedule!!!!
  • Date: 3 Dec 2001 08:45:32 -0800





Quite amusing

>>
>> > Subject: Al-Jazeera satellite channel: The Daily Schedule

>> > 6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.

8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair
>a Stinger missile launcher.
>> >
>> > 9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
>> >
>> > 11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack
>> > by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.

>> > 12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of
>> > everyday objects.
>> >
>> > 12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take
>> > over the world.
>> >
>> > 13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some
>> > cooking.
>> >
>> > 14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket
>> > launchers to Hamas.
>> >
>> > 14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle
>> > top appeal is revealed.
>> >
>> > 15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bamba Kaskhain
>> > asks the questions. 'Starter for ten, no praying.'
>> >
>> > 15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the
>> > Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.
>> >
>> > 16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political
>> > and religious leaders.
>> >
>> > 17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for
>> > adultery.
>> >
>> > 18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week
>> > running?
>> >
>> > 19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions.
>> > Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic
>> > council?
>> >
>> > 20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go
>> > undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
>> >
>> > 21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this
>> > week?
>> >
>> > 22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of
>> > the infidel.
>> >
>> > 23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel
>> > the Mullah' round.
>> >
>> > 24.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The
>> > filmers were also secretly shot.
>> >
>> > 24.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israeli
>> > graffiti art in the occupied territories.
>> >
>> > 01.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
>> >
>> > 02.00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again.


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