Mounted search and rescue

["Chuck Daniel" <iwhound@voyager.net>]

Weather forcasting for horse owners.  I think this will give ya all a 
chuckle.

Chuck

           The Top 10 ways to use a horse as a weather gauge:



     10. You're walking across the pasture and run smack-dab into a 
Shetland pony - heavy fog in low-lying areas.

     9. The horse swishes his tail and knocks you unconscious - icy 
conditions.

     8. A 14-hand horse appears to be about 16 hands tall - snow with 
possible accumulation up to 8 inches.

     7. The ground looks wet but the hoofprints are dry - very light 
showers.

     6. Your horse bites and kicks you - well, that really just means you 
were an idiot for buying him.

     5. The horse looks hungry because his big round bale floated away - 
possible flooding in some areas.

     4. Your sorrel horse has turned roan - snowfall with little or no 
accumulation.

     3. He's slow to leave the hedge row even though you're rattling the 
feed bucket - excessive heat warning.

     2. The horse is hanging onto the fence with his teeth - blustery winds 
(or you've got a cribber).

     1. The front half of the horse is wet and the back half is dry - 
isolated showers.



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