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["Lulu Bates" <number1chicken AT hotmail.com>]

Hello Monkey Lovers! Here are some exciting ways to pass the days. And 
remember! You don't have to go outside if you don't want to!
xoxo Lulu Bates
5/22/2001
Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central, those wacky Kids monkey around. Do you 
get it? Monkey around? Ha!

Amazing Animal Videos, Police corner a monkey in Japan. Kind of like King 
Kong but with a much smaller monkey. So maybe it's more like MVP. Animal 
Planet.

5/23/2001
The Wild Thornberrys "Chimp Off the Old Block" Darwin brings Eliza to a 
chimpanzee compound, but the zookeepers wouldn't let him trade her in no 
matter how much he begs. On Nickolodeon.

The Crocodile Hunter's Croc Files "Monkey Around" some more.  Primates to be 
monkeyed with include chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, baboons and 
macaques. Personally I can only watch this when the Crocodile Hunter isn't 
sporting a mullet. I mean really now, there's got to be a hairdresser 
somewhere in Australia. On Animal Planet, of course.

5/24/2001
CHiPs "Trained for Trouble" The wholesome yet loveable Jon and the irascible 
Ponch investigate robberies perpetrated by a team of trained monkeys, dogs 
and a hawk. Maybe the hawk will rip Ponch's shirt wide open and we'll get a 
flash of that hot bod of his. That's certainly worth setting your alarm for. 
On TNT

The Wild Thornberrys" Monkey See, Monkey Don't" Monkeys trick Eliza into 
acting as a surrogate mother when they have trouble conceiving. On 
Nickolodeon.

5/25/2001
Coach "Quarantine" Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden's finger. Oh, is that 
what the kids are calling it these days? On TBS.

5/26/2001
Monkey Business Jim and Alison travel to Istanbul to rescue baby chimps 
being illegally traded. Hey! I did that last week! Well, if by "Istanbul" 
you mean "Jersey" and if by "rescue baby chimps" you mean "drink some beer." 
Animal Planet.

Also on 5/26 Wild on the Set A sort of "Behind the Music" for monkeys. This 
week the sick sad lives of primates in ``Swiss Family Robinson'' and 
``Summer of the Monkey." Drunken debauchery doesn't stop with rockstars. 
Animal Planet.

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