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  • From: marc AT aculink.net
  • Subject: Re: Crazy OM
  • Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 09:33:15 -0700


1. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption
fit.
2. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
3. What general direction cattywumpus is.
4. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
5. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be
long.
6. The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
7. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a
country
store.
8. Knows what "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
9. Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
10. A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
11. Real gravy don't come from the store.
12. When "by and by" is.
13. How to handle their "pot likker."
14. The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far
piece."
15. The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and
trailer
trash.
16. Never to go snipe hunting twice.
17. At one point learned what happens when you swallow
tobacco juice.
18. Never to assume that the other car with the flashing
turn signal
is actually going to turn.
19. You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll
'em up past
the elbows.
20. You should never loan your tools, pickup, or gun to
nobody.
21. A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's
pants up.
22. Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress
relievers.
23. Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them
are history
lessons.




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