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[Michael Czeiszperger <michael AT czeiszperger.org>]

A couple of cute police reports from last week, as reported in the 
Chapel Hill News.  I wish they kept them online, since the originals 
were funnier as the police put in a lot of extra details like the brand 
of condoms stolen:

A woman attacked a convenience store clerk with a Big Mama brand 
pickled sausage Thursday morning after she was unable to use the 
store's outdoor vacuum cleaner for her car.

A group of three middle-school students were arrested for shoplifting 
at a local drugstore.  When the police searched them their pockets were 
full of extra large condoms.

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michael at czeiszperger dot org
Chapel Hill, NC USA