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The following was posted on some random site and attributed to William
Gibson's blog.
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President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war.

After his talk, he offers to answer questions. One little boy puts up his
hand and the president asks him his name.

"I'm Billy, sir."

"And what's your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush announces that they'll continue
after recess.

When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we? Question time! Who has a
question?"

Another little boy raises his hand. The president asks his name.

"I'm Steve, sir."

"And what's your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Why did the recess bell go off
twenty minutes early? And what the heck happened to Billy?"