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[David R.Matusiak <dave AT matusiak.org>]

In a rare business merger announced today by Satan himself, supposed 
computer software maker Microsoft will partner with 
violence-glorifying, but publicly kid-friendly media powerhouse Disney 
Co.  The motivating factor in this move seems to be an attempt to take 
away more rights that were previously afforded to consumers.

http://www.ajc.com/business/content/business/0204/10microdisney.html

A special management task force is being assembled to lord over the 
planning and implementation of Digital Rights Management (the /other/ 
DRM) "features" that are coming your way soon.  While selection of this 
group is on-going, there were several prestigious figures named to the 
board, including U.S. President George W. Bush, beloved sports star and 
actor O.J. Simpson, and the reincarnated ghost of Joseph Stalin.  
Statewide and regional DRM enforcement teams are also being assembled 
from the Orcs and Uruk-hai left over from Peter Jackson's amazing "Lord 
of The Rings" epic movie series.

More details to follow.
/drm