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[Diana Duncan <art2mis AT nc.rr.com>]

On Tuesday, Dec 30, 2003, at 16:40 US/Eastern, Sil Greene wrote:

> .:> I've heard that road maps and people asking for directions are 
> also a
> .:> possible sign of a terrorist.
> .:
> .:That must be the reason why terrorist and tourist sound so much 
> alike.
>
> Sound alike, but easy to distinguish:  the tourists asking for 
> directions
> have breasts.  Everyone knows Real American Men don't ask for 
> directions.
And terrorists can't be female?  I'm sure the victims of the young 
women who have been blowing themselves up recently in Israel would 
disagree.

Diana