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[Sil Greene <Sil_greene AT unc.edu>]

.:> I've heard that road maps and people asking for directions are also a
.:> possible sign of a terrorist.
.:
.:That must be the reason why terrorist and tourist sound so much alike.

Sound alike, but easy to distinguish:  the tourists asking for directions 
have breasts.  Everyone knows Real American Men don't ask for directions.

--Sil

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