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On Saturday 22 March 2003 01:0313pm, Colleen McCarthy wrote:
> Why aren't Barbara and Jenna in the military?

I believe that to be a GI you need to pass a "are you sober?" test.


Salut,
Josep
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>
>Last thought:  There is absolutely no meanness in this thought whatsoever,
>but it has been bouncing around in my brain for so long that I just have to
>air it.  Why aren't Barbara and Jenna in the military?  If our president is
>sending other parent's children off to war, shouldn't he be sending his own?
>
>

I think I read somewhere in the past few months that, of the 500-some-odd 
Congressmen, only one of them has a child in the military...

-Alan
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of all the joke stuff posted to the list, this is the first one that's made 
me laugh!

...and one technical comment:
"A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against 
radiation."
True, for alpha and beta particles; even a piece of paper is sufficient 
protection against them.  Gamma radiation requires more substantial 
shielding, popularly of the lead variety.

--Alan


On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 12:14:50 -0500, "Internetworkers: 
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>Holy crap, I laughed out loud. 
>
>http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
>
>Peace,yo
>
>beth
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Hey, Dave! Are you out there?  Are you getting my emails?

drop me a line,
Alan
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