Internetworkers: http://www.ibiblio.org/internetworkers/

[Michael Winslow Czeiszperger <michael AT czeiszperger.org>]

Apparently some InternetWorkers were using the lull in posts this 
morning to get some work done for a change. Quick, read this or you'll 
put yourself in danger of becoming productive. Remember all of those 
forwarded emails from non-technical relatives about email viruses?* I'm 
sure they'd want you to return the favor by warning them about this 
dangerous virus:

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/nozzle.html

"Washington DC - Americans already upset by rising fuel prices have a 
new worry at the gas pump, an automobile virus that can take control of 
their vehicles. The Office of Homeland Security has issued a Fuchsia 
Alert to all motorists. The virus, Autocae Electrophallus, spreads 
through infected gas pump nozzles during refueling."

Signs you could be infected include:

    * The car begins pulling to the right
    * White steam is escaping from the back of the car
    * Lights on the back of your car flash whenever you push the brake


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The only good composer is a dead composer.
        -- michael at czeiszperger dot org, Chapel Hill, NC

* http://www.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html