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[Michael Winslow Czeiszperger <michael AT czeiszperger.org>]

http://www.thewavemedia.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22646

If you thought the original series was entertainingly cheesy, try this 
remake:

"The female personnel are forced to wear miniskirts that end four 
inches above the bottom of their asses, and when they turn around to 
work on the spray-painted cardboard computers, they have no secrets. 
I’m sure this leads to situations where the navigator loses his 
concentration and says, 'Miss Uhura, we are crotching a course for the 
panties sector, coordinates your whole ass hanging out. Repeat: 
panties, panties, panties.'”

"The movie abruptly cuts to a wacky shotgun wedding scene where a 
chubby man who looks like a cab driver (Omer) and an old woman in a 
wedding gown are surrounded by armed men in face-crawling moustaches. 
There are a lot of rubbery twanging sounds and Omer keeps making faces, 
suggesting that this is meant to be funny. Just as the ceremony gets 
underway, the unwilling groom disappears and shows up outside Profosor 
Krater’s cave where the speedoed robot chases him down in a comical mix 
of Mr. Bean, Tarzan and erotic massage oil."

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Michael Czeiszperger
czei at webperformanceinc dot com
Web Performance, Inc.
9207 Baileywick Road, Suite 203
Raleigh, NC 27615
919-845-7601