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[Michael Czeiszperger <czei AT webperformanceinc.com>]

This is an actual review of Wolfram's book on Amazon :-)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/1579550088/customer-reviews/18/ref=cm_rev_next/103-3579651-0501439?show=-submittime

Why you are reading this review

I can only imagine how fortunate you must feel to be reading my review. This 
review is the product of my lifetime of experience in meeting important 
people and thinking deep thoughts. This is a new kind of review, and will no 
doubt influence the way you think about the world around you and the way you 
think of yourself. 

Bigger than infinity

Although my review deserves thousands of pages to articulate, I am limiting 
many of my deeper thoughts to only single characters. I encourage readers of 
my review to dedicate the many years required to fully absorb the 
significance of what I am writing here. Fortunately, we live in exactly the 
time when my review can be widely disseminated by "internet" technology and 
stored on "digital media", allowing current and future scholars to delve more 
deeply into my original and insightful use of commas, numbers, and letters. 

My review allows, for the first time, a complete and total understanding not 
only of this but *every single* book ever written. I call this "the principle 
of book equivalence." Future generations will decide the relative merits of 
this review compared with, for example, the works of Shakespeare. This effort 
will open new realms of scholarship.

[...]

It is staggering to contemplate that all the great works of literature can be 
derived from the letters I use in writing this review. I am pleased to have 
shared them with you, and hereby grant you the liberty to use up to twenty 
(20) of them consecutively without attribution. Any use of additional 
characters in print must acknowledge this review as source material since it 
contains, implicitly or explicitly, all future written documents. 

-- 
Michael Czeiszperger
czei AT webperformanceinc.com