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  • From: Medical Illustration <druid AT email.unc.edu>
  • To: InterNetWorkers <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
  • Subject: Re: [Fwd: Fwd: Try this one]
  • Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:04:19 -0400



> with a lot of time on their hands to continue entering letters and
> symbols into the font until they found something that could be interpreted
> as
>a message of hate.
Exactly. Jesus.

I see it all clearly now! Bill Gates has been involved in a decade long
conspiracy to destroy the world trade center, which started as a communice
to a terrorist in the form of a word processing program that inserts
subliminal messages into your brain when you enter in random key strokes.
His Goal - 1. bring down the government which will annoy him and his company
by attacking him with lawsuits 2. Destroy the monetary system on which his
wealth is based

I mean, I hate microsuck, but DAMN. . .

Hey, try this it will freak you out! Play an mp3 of Jesse Helms speaking on
quicktime, and scrub the timeline backwards! There's all this gobbledly,
nasty sound -- that's Jesse's real voice! He's really an alien tranvestite
robot demon from the tenth level of hell sent to destroy us all.

Remember, in the words of Milo, of Bloom County: No matter how thin ya'
slice it, it's still bologna.


Drew

P.s. If you haven't visited theOnion.com yet, do so. It may be satirical,
but the article about the terrorists in hell is very satisfying, and the
article on God has some wonderful points mixed in with its satirical humor.





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