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[Margaret Coin <margaret AT coinconsult.net>]

At 12:05 AM -0500 4/10/01, Gina Norman wrote:
> I'm not a bith.  I'm a nithe girl.

Gina, I'm really sorry to hear about your car. Not just the damage, 
but the sickening feeling of *finding* the damage, and knowing you 
have to deal with all the little hassles of getting it fixed ... (I 
came out to find my Mom's little convertible side-swiped the very 
first time she ever let me drive it by myself!) I just cannot believe 
some people in the world. As I have been heard to growl on occasion 
... "They're sucking someone else's air!" (*grrrr*)

I thought you might appreciate this - believe it or not, my *mother* 
sent it to me.

Cheers,

Margaret
(briefly coming out of serious lurk mode)

-- Original Message --

Subject: "What exactly is a BITCH??"

ARE YOU A BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking  about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young, 
Urban, Professional, Peaceful,  Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a  D.I.N.K, you know....Double  Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm 
a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "BITCH."

"What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."


So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"
SMILE...and  say "Thank You!!"
MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW
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