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["David R. Matusiak" <matusiak AT hotmail.com>]

Greetings!

You are hereby cordially invited to the “Hurry, I’m about to be evicted” 
party which will be held at Chateau de Matusiak on Saturday, September 16, 
2000.  All recipients of this message are welcome; please bring only 
responsible, house-trained guests.

The Chateau is located atop the scenic entrance to downtown Chapel Hill. The 
official address is 900 E. Franklin Street, but one would actually access 
the house from Roosevelt Drive. Note attached Mapquest ™ picture (or check 
for the address directly at http://www.mapquest.com).

Also note that parking is a ridiculous inconvenience in this town and that 
there is (unfortunately) no legal parking on Roosevelt Drive. There is a 
giant parking lot a block down the hill (in front of Café Driade). With the 
help of some kindly volunteers, there could be shuttling between the two 
sites. Please make attempts to car-pool when and where possible. Also, I 
will be taking applications for sane, responsible, sober drivers.

For the early birds, there is a pot-luck-style dinner beginning around 5:00 
p.m. Please RSVP as soon as possible if you plan on attending this part of 
the evening. That way, I will be able to arrange who is bringing what, how 
much, etc.

The night shall officially kick off around 7:00 p.m. There will be a mystery 
keg as well as ice and mixers on hand. Please bring your favorite potion for 
the evening and a desire to get down. It looks like the 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 
p.m. timeslot will be reserved for cocktails and conversation.

After 9:00 p.m., I imagine things will heat up a bit as more folks arrive 
and “the spark that began the blaze” is ignited. From 11:00 p.m. on will be 
for the partygoers to determine. Most likely by that time I will have washed 
my hands of the whole affair and be calling the police.

Please RSVP whenever possible, so I may plan accordingly. “Crash space” will 
be doled out as necessary. This offer strictly prohibited by law.

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"I still confide in you, almost everyday
Even tho you're not around.
How can that be in your solid state?
How can that be in your solid state?"
                               ~~~Doug Martsch
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cool man dave | matusiak AT metalab.unc.edu | http://metalab.unc.edu/matusiak

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