Internetworkers: http://www.ibiblio.org/internetworkers/

[B Holroyd <beeline AT mindspring.com>]

Loved meeting all y'all tonight! As a thank you, let me leave you with a
letter which, according to the crumbly yellowing photocopy that I found it
on, "was written in pencil" and "is on file in Mr. Mullinix's office of the
Thompson-Arthur Paving Company in Greensboro, N.C. The writer is Mr. Simon
Green, R.F.D. 1, Bear Creek, N.C." and was very serious about his
complaint.

---------Begin Mr. Green's Complaint----------

Mr. Leo Foust
T&A Trucking
Greensboro, N.C.

Yore big truck rund over my bul at the 20 mile pose Wensy. He air not ded,
but mout as well be and I want your sexion repote him ded and pade fur. Hit
mash off his seed leaving him might little of his bag, hit tire out a peace
of skin a foot squair twixt his peker and nabul, he air totaly unqualified
to be a bul and he air mamed up to bad to be a stear and he air to dam tuf
fur beef, so I want you repote him ded and pay fur.

Yours truly and so forthe
(S) Simon Green

P.S. - He wur a red bul but he stands around looking mity dam blue these
days. S.G.


----------End Mr. Green's Complaint-----------

-- 
"B" at home
.........................................
Think for yourselves and let others
enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
 --- Voltaire
.........................................