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[Roy Morgan <k1lky AT earthlink.net>]

On May 21, 2008, at 6:20 AM, Gene GeRue wrote:
> NEWS PARODY
>
>  From The Onion:
>
> Tomato Genetically Modified
> To Be More Expensive
> ... the new tomato will reportedly wipe out four species of
> ladybugs.

OMG, they are on a roll.. There is no end in sight.

What's next, parsley plants which debit your bank account for each  
sprig you pick?

And then soon after that, feature films wherein geeky but  
romantically budding teenagers find a way to foil the new plastic  
food and bit-by-bit sucking economy to actually eat healthy.  All in  
suspense-laden secrecy, of course, lest they be ridiculed by their  
lemming-like classmates who spend $3 or more for machine-dispensed  
junk food instead of lunch at school.

Roy

Roy Morgan
k1lky AT earthlink.net
Lovettsville, VA 20180