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  • From: Roy Morgan <k1lky AT earthlink.net>
  • To: homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org
  • Subject: Re: [Homestead] Exciting new tomato created
  • Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 09:49:38 -0400


On May 21, 2008, at 6:20 AM, Gene GeRue wrote:
NEWS PARODY

From The Onion:

Tomato Genetically Modified
To Be More Expensive
... the new tomato will reportedly wipe out four species of
ladybugs.

OMG, they are on a roll.. There is no end in sight.

What's next, parsley plants which debit your bank account for each sprig you pick?

And then soon after that, feature films wherein geeky but romantically budding teenagers find a way to foil the new plastic food and bit-by-bit sucking economy to actually eat healthy. All in suspense-laden secrecy, of course, lest they be ridiculed by their lemming-like classmates who spend $3 or more for machine-dispensed junk food instead of lunch at school.

Roy

Roy Morgan
k1lky AT earthlink.net
Lovettsville, VA 20180







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