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["Lynda" <lurine AT softcom.net>]

Hmmmm, bet it will be the hand that doesn't heft the pizza and beer <<bg>>

Lynda
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Gene GeRue" <genegerue AT ruralize.com>


> Sandy: Penance? No pizza for three days. Too harsh?
>
> James: Have a Budweiser with the next pizza.
>
> Lynda: Store bought frozen pizza with warm canned off-label beer?
>
> Marie: Now you've passed penance and moved into cruel and unusual  
> punishment.
> That used to be unconstitutional.
>
> It is apparent that my request has not been taken seriously. Such as  
> have been suggested inflict insufficient pain and are therefore  
> rejected.
>
> Upon grave deliberation I have decided the issue for myself.
>
> I will instruct Benny to bite me. Repeatedly.