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  • From: Gene GeRue <genegerue AT ruralize.com>
  • To: "homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org" <homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org>
  • Subject: [Homestead] New heaviest element
  • Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:10:06 -0500

The University of California at Berkeley has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratum." Administratum
has one 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111
assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called Morons which
are surrounded by vast quantities of "Lepton-like" particles called "Peons."
Since Administratum has no electrons it is inert. However it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact. One minute amount of Administratum causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratum has a normal half-life of 3 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a re-organization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places
In fact Administratum's mass will actually increase over time, since reorganization causes some Morons to become Neutrons forming Isodopes. This characteristic of Moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratum is formed whenever Morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it..
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  • [Homestead] New heaviest element, Gene GeRue, 10/28/2005

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