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["Melody O." <melody AT crecon.com>]

1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

3. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow
old because you stop laughing.

4. A penny saved is a government oversight.

5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat are really good
friends.

6. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his
chain and gag himself.

7. He who hesitates is probably right.

8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.

9. The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.

10. How long a minute is depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

11. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't a lot more people
happy?

12. Most of us go to our graves with our music still inside
us.

13. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come
nothing is free yet?

14. You may be only one person in the world, but you may
also be the world to one person.

15. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

16. Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened.

17. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some
are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all
are different colors. But they all have to learn to live in
the same box.

18. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no
simpler.

19. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on
a detour.

20. Happiness sometimes comes through doors you didn't even
know you left open.

21. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

22. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the
food.

23. If not for STRESS, some days I'd have no energy at all.

24. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

25. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
film.

26. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just
wish He didn't trust me so much.

27. If you can't be kind, at least be vague.

28. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

29. We cannot change the direction of the wind, but we can
adjust our sails.

30. If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.

31. Have an awesome day, and know that someone thought about
you today!

Received from Larry Suiter.

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