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["Melody O." <melody AT crecon.com>]

I received this today and thought you'd like it. :-)

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 With all the new technology regarding
 fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth
 to a baby recently.

 When she was discharged from the hospital
 and went home, her relatives came to visit.
 "May we see the new baby?" one asked.
 "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make
 coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

 Thirty minutes had passed, and another
 relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
 "No, not yet," said the mother.

 After another few minutes had elapsed,
 they asked again, "May we see the baby now? "
 "No, not yet," replied the mother.

 Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well,
 when CAN we see the baby?"

 "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
 "WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do
 we have to wait until he CRIES??"

 "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."