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  • From: Gene GeRue <genegerue AT ruralize.com>
  • To: homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org
  • Subject: Re: [Homestead] Lokiyat
  • Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 10:04:11 -0700

This is one typo that cannot be overlooked. The acronym is IOKIYAR for It's OK If You're A Republican. The first letter is an I, as in It's, not an L, as in Lapsed.

The Zanoni Ziggernauts report that his trouble with the keyboard derives from the fact that his fingers and toes have fused together, having become finlike. This hyper-evolutionary adjustment allows him to swim through the open settling tanks of vile poteen at CRAPPCO. For you newbies, that is the Catawba Recycling And Poteen Production Company. See, the waste material from Roanoke hospitals, vet clinics and stockyards is transported directly to CRAPPCO where it is recycled into the production line of his esteemed beverage. The Ziggernauts have discovered that the chemicals from the hospital waste have triggered this reverse evolution, sending him back in time. Soon, scales will begin to replace skin.






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