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[Gene GeRue <genegerue AT ruralize.com>]

This is one typo that cannot be overlooked. The acronym is IOKIYAR for It's 
OK If You're A Republican. The first letter is an I, as in It's, not an L, 
as in Lapsed.

The Zanoni Ziggernauts report that his trouble with the keyboard derives 
from the fact that his fingers and toes have fused together, having become 
finlike. This hyper-evolutionary adjustment allows him to swim through the 
open settling tanks of vile poteen at CRAPPCO. For you newbies, that is the 
Catawba Recycling And Poteen Production Company. See, the waste material 
from Roanoke hospitals, vet clinics and stockyards is transported directly 
to CRAPPCO where it is recycled into the production line of his esteemed 
beverage. The Ziggernauts have discovered that the chemicals from the 
hospital waste have triggered this reverse evolution, sending him back in 
time. Soon, scales will begin to replace skin.