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  • From: John Iwaniszek <not AT hotmail.com>
  • To: ch-scene AT lists.ibiblio.org
  • Subject: RE: Note to waitpersons
  • Date: 17 Jan 2005 14:03:02 GMT

Steven Keith wrote:


yeah! It's been happening to me for 40 years! Those damned wait people and
their self-serving ways! It's almost like they do it to piss me, alone, off.

or save themselves some steps on a busy night. Or something. How thoughtless
of them.

Nancy Reagan was right.


> I have wanted to say this (much less thoughtfully and exceedingly less
> eloquent) for 5 years. Thank you. Happened again at Elmos in Durham
> Saturday morning.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ch-scene-bounces AT lists.ibiblio.org
> [mailto:ch-scene-bounces AT lists.ibiblio.org] On Behalf Of grady
> Sent: Sunday, January 16, 2005 1:07 PM
> To: RTP-area local music and culture
> Subject: Note to waitpersons
>
> Hello, waitpeople. Thank you very much for carrying hot plates &
> enduring abuse from the kitchen *and* the customers, and answering dumb
> questions, and pretending screwups were your fault even when they
> weren't.
>
> There is just one thing I'd like to ask of you:
>
> Stop asking me "do you need any change?" Just stop it. It is demeaning
> to both of us.
>
> It makes you sound either greedy, or lazy, or both, and it implies that
> I'm going to undertip you unless you put me on the spot with your
> question. (by the way, I'm not; 20% has been my minimum for many years
> now, and you've really got to work your ass off to be a jerk for me to
> even drop you to 15%)
>
> I understand that waitpeople are too often overworked & burdened with
> too many tables & too much to remember. However, that's the whole of the
>
> job. That's what being a waitperson is all about. You wouldn't walk up
> to the table & say "do you need water? because I'm really busy right
> now."
>
> Certainly if you're one of those poor bastards stuck waiting tables at a
>
> joint like Elmo's, where the average check is like $15 and you're
> covering like 20 tables, then it's understandable that you wouldn't want
>
> to waste a single trip, and it might be forgivable for you to ask about
> the change.
>
> But three times in the past 6 weeks, at three different "nice"
> restaurants (as in 3.5-4 stars in all the local dining guides), with
> two-person totals ranging between $55 and $115, I've been asked "Do you
> need change?" It totally blows the whole illusion of
> effortless-dining-experience that you & your fellow restaurant employees
>
> have spent the entire evening trying to maintain.
>
> When you tie on the apron & pick up that pad & pencil, you're pledging
> yourself to help other people. You're committing to help the customers
> locate & order & receive the food that's going to make them the
> happiest. You're probably also committing to help the chef or owner get
> rid of that terrible surplus of fennel that's clogging up the fridge,
> but we don't need to talk about that, because it's your job to pretend
> you're not doing that.
>
> One thing you're *not* doing is pledging to help yourself. For the
> duration of your shift, helping yourself should be way at the bottom of
> the list.
>
> And yet the question "do you need any change?" can only be construed as
> you attempting to help yourself. It is in no way helpful to me. If I
> need change, then I need change. If I don't need change, then I'm free
> to get up & leave the restaurant as soon as I've put the money on the
> tray, and it doesn't really matter to me what you do with any change
> that might be left. Asking me whether I need change does not help you
> help me in any way.
>
> Last night a waiter asked me that & I said "please don't ask me that,
> it's terribly rude" and he stammered a bit & said something about it
> being really busy, as if somehow he were too busy to perform this last
> relatively minor chore & he'd prefer that we just get the fuck up out of
>
> our seats & get out the door and quit hassling him & his colleagues with
>
> our continued presence.
>
> I don't know where this bizarre "need change?" meme came from; I don't
> really remember hearing it until 3-4 years ago. Perhaps it has gotten
> worse in this age of utter credit-card dominance; I nearly always pay
> with cash & perhaps it's such a novelty that even higher-end waitstaff
> haven't been trained on how to behave.
>
> So here's the lowdown: take the money to the register. Cash out. Bring
> back change that contains at least 3 ones; this means that if the change
>
> ends in a 5, 6, or 7, you bring 5, 6, or 7 ones, not a five and a couple
>
> of ones. Put the change on the table. Take this opportunity to thank the
>
> customers once more for coming (studies have shown, by the way that a
> single final thank you has a higher impact on tip, than general good
> service throughout the meal).
>
> Thank you,
>
> Ross
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